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The first installment of an ongoing mailbag: real questions from readers about cars they actually own, answered with real mechanical and financial reasoning — no invented specs, no made-up numbers. That's Rayo's job over on DopaNews, and he stays there. This column runs on what's actually true.

Güero & Bullseye · Legit Car Desk · 4 September 2026

These are shop-floor opinions and general information, not a licensed mechanic's diagnosis or a financial advisor's advice. Repair costs vary by region and shop; always get an independent quote before spending money on a fix, and don't take a car-forum cat's word over an actual inspection.
Suspension

Older-generation Lincoln Navigator, rear end sagging almost to the ground

Dear Güero & Bullseye, my Navigator's rear end just dropped one day, leaning almost to the floor. My local Ford dealership said it's the airbags and quoted me $2,000 to $5,000 to fix. I'm already about $5,000 upside down on the loan. Should I get rid of it?

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Güero & Bullseye answer:

That sagging-in-back symptom is almost certainly a ruptured air spring, possibly along with a failing air compressor — it's a well-known weak point on that generation of air-sprung Navigator, so the diagnosis tracks. But the dealer's $2,000–$5,000 quote is pricing the expensive fix: brand-new OEM air struts, which fail again eventually because it's a wear part, not a permanent repair.

The fix most owners land on instead is an aftermarket coil-spring conversion kit — brands like Strutmasters and Arnott make them — which swaps the air struts for a conventional spring-and-shock setup for good. Parts run a few hundred dollars per corner, and having an independent suspension shop install all four usually comes in well under $1,500 total, sometimes under $1,000. Get a quote from an independent shop before deciding anything.

On the being-upside-down part: trading it in doesn't make that $5,000 disappear, it just gets rolled into whatever you finance next — usually the worse trade. If the conversion-kit route really is $800–$1,500 versus the dealer's $2,000–$5,000, fixing it is very likely cheaper than eating $5,000 of negative equity plus a new down payment. That flips only if the Navigator has other expensive problems stacking up.

Battery

2007 Toyota Prius, won't start, relying on a jump-start battery bank

Dear Güero & Bullseye, my 2007 Prius sometimes doesn't start and I have to jump it because I can't afford a battery. I carry a jump-start battery bank instead. One night I got to my car late after work, the connection failed, and the bank was too low to start it — I got stranded.

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Güero & Bullseye answer:

Good news buried in a bad night: the battery that actually starts a 2007 Prius is the small 12V auxiliary battery, not the big hybrid traction battery — those are two entirely separate systems. A lot of people assume "Prius battery" automatically means the expensive one, but a 12V replacement is usually $100–$160 for the part, and most auto parts stores will install it for free if you buy it there. It's one of the cheaper repairs that car has.

The jump-pack workaround costs more in risk than the fix would in cash — you found that out directly when the pack itself was too depleted to start the car. A weak 12V also keeps draining faster over time and can eventually trip fault codes in the hybrid system if it drops too low, so this isn't just inconvenient, it's a slow path to a pricier problem.

One safety note: on the 2007 Prius the 12V lives in the trunk, but there's a jump-start terminal under the hood — a small red-capped post near the fuse box — specifically so you don't have to pop the trunk or touch the actual battery to get a jump.

Negative Equity

New vehicle redesigned three months after purchase, $10,000 upside down

Dear Güero & Bullseye, I just bought a new vehicle after being negative on my trade-in. Three months later the model got a redesign, so now mine feels outdated and I'm about $10,000 upside down. I don't want this car anymore — how do I get out of it?

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Güero & Bullseye answer:

The redesign isn't costing as much real value as it feels like it is. New vehicles lose a big chunk of value in year one regardless of styling changes — a redesign landing a few months later stings emotionally, but the actual resale hit from that alone is usually smaller than it feels, especially if the mechanicals didn't change. Get real numbers before assuming the worst: run it through a couple of instant-offer sites and a dealer trade quote or two and see what's actually on the table.

If you do sell, a private-party sale will close more of that $10,000 gap than a dealer trade-in — trade-ins are consistently the lowest offer you'll get.

The bigger thing worth naming: this negative equity partly happened because negative equity from the last vehicle got rolled into this one. Doing that again just moves the same hole into car number three, deeper each time. If you can stand to keep this one and put extra money toward principal for a year or two, the negative equity shrinks and eventually turns positive — the boring fix, but the real one. And if you finance again down the line, GAP coverage is what actually protects you from this exact spot if a car's ever totaled before the loan catches up.

Total Loss

Older-generation Camaro, flood damage with a coverage gap, hail damage, won't start

Dear Güero & Bullseye, my older Camaro has terrible rear visibility, gas is expensive, and I put on a ZL1 body kit that turned out flimsy and rattles — looks good from far, ugly up close. My rims have curb rash. It's been stopped in my garage for two months and won't start: it was in a flood, I had a gap in my insurance coverage so it isn't covered, and it also has a lot of hail damage. How much can I sell it for, and what car should I buy next? I have $3,000 and don't make a lot of money a month.

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Güero & Bullseye answer:

Be honest with yourself about what this car actually is right now: not a nice-looking Camaro with some cosmetic issues, but a salvage sale. A car that's sat two months and won't start, with flood exposure that went uninsured, on top of hail damage, is priced by what it's worth in parts and drivetrain salvage, not by how good the ZL1 kit makes it look from across the lot. Flood damage specifically wrecks value hard — even once everything's dried out, water in the wiring harness, connectors, and computer modules causes corrosion and electrical failures that can show up months or years later, and anyone who actually knows cars will price around that risk. It's also a material fact you're legally required to disclose to a buyer in most states, unlike something cosmetic — selling it quietly as a good-looking Camaro without mentioning the flood is the kind of thing that comes back on you legally, not just as bad karma.

Get real numbers instead of guessing: quote it with a couple of junk/salvage-car buying services (Peddle, CarBrain, or a local salvage yard) — they specifically deal in non-running, flood, and hail-damaged vehicles and will give an actual cash offer. Depending on how far the water reached (interior carpet versus up into the engine and electronics) and whether the drivetrain survived, that's realistically low hundreds of dollars up to maybe $1,500–$2,000 for parts or rebuild value. Don't plan your next purchase around it landing higher than that.

For the next car on $3,000 cash and a tight monthly budget: the lesson from this one is the lesson to apply going forward. It looked good at a distance and was a mess up close — rattling kit, curb-rashed rims, and now flood and hail damage on top. At this budget, pick boring and reliable over flashy: an older Toyota Corolla or Camry, or a Honda Civic or Accord, with high but well-documented miles will cost far less in surprise repairs than another car bought for looks. Two rules worth keeping this time — pay cash, no loan, so you're not repeating the negative-equity spiral other letters in this column have hit, and get an independent mechanic's pre-purchase inspection (usually $100–150) before handing over money, so you're not the next person unknowingly buying somebody else's flood or hail car.

Güero & Bullseye Interrupt
Güero:Wants it on the record that being upside down on three straight cars is not a car problem, it's a math problem. He has opinions about math. He is a cat.
Bullseye:Points out that at least nobody asked him to jump-start anything with a battery bank. He'd have opinions about that too, mostly about the bank.

The shop cats. Seasoning, not the article — the answers above stand on their own.

Detailing

2020 Ford Explorer, years of smoke smell, headed to a private-party sale

Dear Güero & Bullseye, I've smoked in my 2020 Ford Explorer for years and want to trade it. How do I get rid of the smoke smell quickly before I sell it?

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Güero & Bullseye answer:

Smoke smell that's built up for years isn't an air-freshener problem — it's soaked into fabric, the headliner, carpet padding, and the HVAC system itself, so getting it out for real takes more than a spray. Cheapest first: deep clean or steam every fabric surface (seats, carpet, headliner, mats), and wipe every hard surface — dash, doors, vents, wheel — with a degreaser, since tar residue builds up on plastics and glass too. Replace the cabin air filter; it's been filtering smoke through the vents for years and it's cheap. Clean or replace the AC evaporator — this is the part people forget, and it's why the smell comes back even after everything else is spotless, since it gets blown through the vents every time the AC or heat runs.

If that's not enough, a mobile detailer's ozone treatment (commonly $75–$150) actually breaks down odor molecules instead of masking them, and it's considerably more effective than fabric sprays. Enzyme-based odor eliminators work better on carpet and seats than perfume-based ones. The headliner is usually the last holdout — cheap fabric, absorbs heavily, hard to deep-clean in place — so professional reupholstery or replacement is the last resort if the smell survives everything else.

Worth knowing if this ever goes to a dealer instead of a private sale: dealer trade appraisers are specifically trained to check for smoker vehicles — headliner staining, UV light on interior surfaces, and the vents themselves are a standard part of that inspection, and they'll mark the trade value down for it even after a real cleaning, since a smoker's own nose adjusts to a smell a fresh inspector won't miss. And if a private buyer asks directly whether it was smoked in, that's a different question than getting the smell out for real — worth answering honestly, since tar residue turning up later is the kind of thing that comes back on a seller.

Settle It

Mustang or Camaro, same year, same budget?

Dear Güero & Bullseye, settle this — what's better, Mustang or Camaro, same year, same budget?

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GüeroCamaro. Next question.
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BullseyeThat's not an answer, that's a bumper sticker. Also — which Camaro? Chevy stopped making them. The last one rolled off the line in Lansing back in December 2023, and there's no 2024-and-a-half, no 2025, nothing new since. If you want a "same year" fight, the Mustang's the only one of the two you can walk into a dealership and actually buy today.
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GüeroFine, used market then. Used Camaro versus used Mustang, same model year, same money. I still say Camaro. It looks like it wants to fight you. The Mustang looks like it wants to sell you insurance.
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BullseyeBold words from the guy who's heard three separate letters this month about Camaro rear visibility. That's not a coincidence, that's the greenhouse. The high beltline and small back glass are a known complaint across that whole generation — you're not seeing out the back, you're remembering what was there.
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GüeroNobody buys a Camaro to look backward.
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BullseyeNobody buys a Camaro to fit a car seat, either, and the Mustang's back seat and trunk are both more usable — not roomy, just less theoretical. If "same budget" has to also mean "still owns one usable car for actual life," that matters.
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GüeroYou're doing the responsible-adult bit again.
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BullseyeSomeone in this shop has to. Here's the one that actually matters for "same year, same budget" though — trim for trim, that budget question depends more on which trim of each you can afford than which badge is on the hood. A base V6-era Mustang against a loaded Camaro SS isn't the same fight as GT versus SS. Get specific about the trim before anyone declares a winner.
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Güero...fine. That part's fair.
Verdict: if you can only cross-shop what's currently in production, it's the Mustang by default — the Camaro isn't being built right now, and Chevy hasn't confirmed a return before 2028, reportedly as a different body style entirely. Shopping used and same model year, it comes down to trim, not badge: match GT to SS, not GT to a base car, or the comparison isn't honest. And go sit in both before you decide anything — the visibility complaint on the Camaro is real enough that it's worth checking for yourself, not just taking a cat's word for it.
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